Musings of a Beautifulpeople Reject

If I was a member, you would’ve been spared this rant.

If you haven’t heard, beautifulpeople dot com dumped 30,000 members who were admitted because of a virus; people who otherwise wouldn’t have made it through their screening process were refunded their monies and probably told to wear a bag on the way out. I’m not here to make the obvious point. What made me cringe were the statements put out by the Managing Director of the site – Greg Hodge.

"I wouldn't wipe my ass with their faces"

Hodge said he felt “very sorry for the unfortunate people who were wrongly admitted to the site and believed, albeit for a short time, that they were beautiful.”

“We have to stick to our founding principles of only accepting beautiful people – that’s what our members have paid for. We can’t just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet.”

Holy shit dude. All you had to say was “These people didn’t go through the voting system that determines membership, therefore were in violation of our Terms and gained entry unfairly.” But you really let them have it. Fuck the uglies and the sewer rats that spawned them! Burn the fuggoes for energy! How small does a cock have to be till the entire rest of the body starts behaving like a dick? Greg Hodge’s urologist has the answer.

Hodgy boy then went on to say that he sent every rejected member “..a very carefully worded email, trying to be as sensitive as possible”. That letter?

‘Sorry to inform you, you’re not beautiful enough,’ followed with a support number to call.

Coming from a perfect 10 like ole Greg, it sounds like an adult bully asking to have his pretty face punctured with a nailgun.