Dominique Strauss-Kahn Probably Not Guilty, Still Kinda Pervy

So apparently the case against Dominique Strauss Kahn is falling apart.

To give you the short version, not only is the housemaid beginning to look like a stereotypical cash-grabber, she

"Atleast they forgot about the minibar"

managed to involve almost every cliche in the book. Not only was the sexual evidence deemed ambiguous, but her own lawyers don’t believe her, she’s accused of lying to the police, there’s a refugee application involved, a drug dealer with whom she discussed the benefits of pursuing charges against DSK, and The Illuminati. One of the above is untrue.

That still doesn’t add up to a denial of sexual activity, which is no real shocker.┬áDSK is known to like his women like he likes his .. well women, and the IMF has been screwing black people one way or the other throughout it’s existence.