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Harper explains: cutbacks to women

Harper explains: cutbacks to women

Remember that speech?

My review of: 25 Life Secrets & Tips

Reviews are generally reserved for movies, TV shows & escort services, but I read this little gem and couldn’t help myself. Also technically it’s not a review. Here’s what I think of the… Continue reading

Meanwhile In Canada

I went to get a glass of water, and when I got back the view from my balcony had completely changed.

Gun Control Does Not Work

Please think clearly. Gun control laws DO NOT affect gun-related crimes. Mental health programs do, anti-bullying programs do. Even a weekly game of soccer for troubled & disenfrachised youth goes a long way… Continue reading

Thanks For Getting Me Laid

Getting laid is a team sport, and I’d like to thank everyone involved in keeping my sex life active & fulfilling. If it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t get a third of the… Continue reading

“Man I love your rape joke”

“I love your rape joke, why’d you stop telling it?” “You pussy out or something?” Let’s make one thing clear – I have exactly ONE joke utilizing the word “rape”, and the butt… Continue reading

Muslims Don’t Wear Turbans & It’s Our Fault That You Didn’t Know (srsly)

I’M NOT BLAMING VICTIMS. PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING BEFORE GETTING BUTTHURT  Did you know: Sikhs have been in the USA since the late 1800’s? They just celebrated the 100 year anniversary of… Continue reading

Daniel Tosh Made A Rape Joke?

Obamacare

My first foray into memes. Please be gentle.