Approaching Women In Groups
Perhaps the easiest way to initiate a meaningful conversation* with a girl who has sparked your interest is to engage an entire group of women.
While a solitary woman could easily go back to reading her book or pretend not to see you through her shades, a group gives you a chance to win the approval of her friends and employ a dirty new technique in your arsenal – one I’m about to divulge for FREE, you cheap fuck.
Studies show that men and women hang out with peers who have similar diets. Therefore for the most part skinny girls go clubbing with skinny girls, chubby girls party with each other, douchebag bros live in Jersey, etc. Use all your grey matter to remember this. Forget some basic math if you must.
Whenever you see women going out in packs, there is always one who gets most of the male attention. There is also one who least expects it, although we would probably give our left nut for any of them. Identifying the latter is KEY. How do you tell which girl is which?
Since overall the group might be physically similar, you have to THINK like a WOMAN and see what they see when they check each other out. Here’s an easy rule of thumb – the girl with the smallest boobs/the biggest arms** or the one most conservatively clothed is probably feeling the most self-conscious that night. Let’s call her Amy. Amy is a nice name.
The boobie/arm/nudity-level comparisons are not the only criteria, just solid examples for reference. It will also be the only example. Let me remind you that this is a free blog. However under no circumstance should you try using weight in this equation. It’s a blatantly obvious move and curvy girls generally get more attention than any other body type so that beats the whole point of this exercise. Shame on you.
From here on the game is simple – leverage female competition and personal insecurities for profit! Sounds evil when the voice in my head puts it like that.
Anyway, approach the group, initiate a conversation and pay more attention to Amy than the rest. Some basic social skills, nerves of steel and the ability to talk about anything with anyone in any situation is necessary. There’s probably a blog for that. The competitive nature of the group means that the other ladies – especially the queen – will not accept being overshadowed by Amy and attempt to steal your charming presence for themselves. Amy – being far more socially aware than you ever will be and loving the unexpected advances of a bold stranger – will subsequently try harder to retain your attention. You now have your pick of the litter. Personally I’d go with Amy. She seems like a nice girl.
Oh and make sure to dress well and smell nice.
Probability of Success -
80% more than using internet pickup lines.
60% more than ingratiating yourself by buying her attention.
750% more than a driveby holler from your 1998 Subaru.
However if you run into a couple of drunk straight girls making out in public, forget what I said and lock your crosshairs. Desperation and daddy issues trump trivial trickery any day.
* Attempt to invade pants
** This does not work on Asian chicks. Being white does.