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It’s summer, which means standup slows down a bit! However you can catch me every Tuesday at 9pm @ Lansdowne Brewery with my co-host Dave Burke as we try new material with some of Toronto’s best (and most available) comics! Exciting things coming this fall! Continue reading UPCOMING SHOWS
Getting laid is a team sport, and I’d like to thank everyone involved in keeping my sex life active & fulfilling. If it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t get a third of the punani I do. Dear Creepy/Boring Date Guy(s), Thanks for getting me laid. You really did me a solid by lowering her expectations to sub-zero levels. Thanks for taking her to Quiznos, splitting the tab and not brushing your teeth. Thanks for canceling at the last minute (again). Who reads books anyway. Ambition, Drive & Passion? I’ll take “3 Things I Don’t Have or Cannot Spell” for $500, … Continue reading Thanks For Getting Me Laid
“I love your rape joke, why’d you stop telling it?” “You pussy out or something?” Let’s make one thing clear – I had exactly ONE joke utilizing the word “rape”, and the butt of the joke is a fanatical government that … Continue reading “Man I love your rape joke”
I really need to get this off my chest before the man drops dead and I’m accused of pandering to a dead celeb. Between the ages of roughly 15-17, I was a bonafide homophobe. Coincidentally, this was around the same time … Continue reading How George Michael Cured My Homophobia
AKA: Trickle Down Theory And Other Fairy Tales “When I was your age, I *worked* and *saved* for school, a home and a jacuzzi. You lot are spoiled and lazy. Get a job instead of complaining all day.” – Baby … Continue reading Baby Boomers – Are They Dead Yet?
In case you haven’t heard, or live in Bumfuck Nowhere, the Toronto chapter of the Occupy movement begins on Saturday October 15, the aptly named Occupy Toronto, ready to set up camp on Bay Street. There will be ordinary citizens … Continue reading Kevin O’Leary Is A Massive Tool – A Brief Treatise On Class Warfare